Forgive my rant but I have to get this off of my chest. I have a Series 5 Hermes 44mm watch that has a serious battery problem. It all of a sudden started dying within a few hours, and drains constantly at a rate of about 12% an hour. This just started happening recently and I've done nothing different with the watch and haven't installed any apps. I've un-paired and re-paired, restarted both phone and watch, erased both watch and phone and started from scratc. I'm done trying so I though I would call Apple.
I called Apple support today and spoke initally with a very rude representative. The guy has the nerve to say to me "I'm sorry your watch isn't lasting you more than 10 hours, but how exactly long DO YOU think it should last? This isn't a two day battery and you'll have to charge it throughout the day and that is normal." I told him that was nonsense and explained to him that I was getting about 20 hours before a few days ago. He tried to do a dianostic check on it but that wouldn't even work as my watch wouldn't run it. He had no answers and told me I'd have to send the watch in. I asked to speak to his senior advisor and these are the options I was given:
1. Unpair your watch right now so we can start a return process. I asked why I needed to unpair just to start a return process and he didn't know why but said he couldn't start the repair until I unpaired it. Then, Apple would send me a return box that I would receive in 3-5 business days. I asked if he could overnight the box and he said no, that they could only send it FedEx ground which was 3-5 business days. Well I'm going out of town on Friday and won't be back for 8 days, so that is a complete joke. Then he said that once I mailed it back, which would take another 3-5 days that they would check it and see if it needed to be replaced. If they found nothing wrong with it they would just send it back. He said the process shouldn't take any longer than 2-3 weeks. 2-3 WEEKS????? I said I already know it has a problem and I don't want it sent back to me telling me there are no problems. He said "That is for Apple technicians to decide, not you. If they see no issue with your watch they will return it back to you."
I told him 2-3 weeks was unacceptable as I would essentially be looking at a month without the watch with the shipping time included. He agreed that it would be nearly a month. He then said "Its too bad you didn't purchase a less expensive model. You could just excahange it in store for a new one since they stock those." I asked him if he thought that it was a little bit of a broken process when someone who buys a $400 watch can walk into a store and get it exchanged but someone who buys a $1500 watch has to ship it in and wait a month to get it fixed. He sat in silence and didn't answer and gave me the next option.
2. Do an express return. Apple will charge me the full amount ($1500) for a new watch, send it out, and then I can ship mine back to them. They said once they get it back they will refund the charge but it could take up to 10 days for the credit to occur. He also said I had 10 days from the date the watch is delivered to return my watch to them or I would be charged the $1500. I asked if I would be getting a brand new watch in the box and he said "No, just the watch casing, but it will be new. I said "How can I verify its new and not just a refurbished model when its not coming in the box." He said "Apple doesn't send out refurb's as replacements." I said "Is there proof of that?" He said "No, but we don't send out refurbs."
I then said "Well why are you charging me the full amount for a replacement when you are only sending me the watch casing?" He didn't understand my question so I rephrased it. I asked him "You know how the Hermes watches are just stainless steel watches with different watch faces on them right?" He said "Yes, that's correct." I then said "And the reason they are so expensive is because of the included bands with them right?" "yes he said, that is correct." I then said "So why are you charging me the full amount for a replacement watch when you aren't sending me the entire Hermes watch package" He simply said "Uh yes I see your point but that's how we do it." I said "So I am being charged $1500 for a stainless steel watch casing. I travel and if I don't get my watch casing back to you in 10 days you are going to charge me the full amount for a Hermes watch even though I was never sent the entire Hermes package?" He said "Uh yes, that's what we'll do."
I am doing the express exchange because I don't want to go a month without my watch, or worse just have it sent back saying that there is nothing wrong with it. But this return process is broken, horrible, and the reps for Apple that I spoke with were absolutely terrible. Not terrible in that they didn't know their stuff, terrible in that they acted like they couldn't give a **** if I had a properly working watch or not. I told the senior advisor that things like this were swaying me to buy elsewhere and his response was "If that's what you would like to do then that is your right." To me a proper response would be "Sir we value your business and apologize for this inconveneice and we are going to make sure this situation gets fixed ASAP." Not one time did either of them apologize for this major inconvenience or even tell me they appreciated my business.
Things like this nudge me harder and harder to move away from Apple. My rant is over and I apologize for the long winded post.
I called Apple support today and spoke initally with a very rude representative. The guy has the nerve to say to me "I'm sorry your watch isn't lasting you more than 10 hours, but how exactly long DO YOU think it should last? This isn't a two day battery and you'll have to charge it throughout the day and that is normal." I told him that was nonsense and explained to him that I was getting about 20 hours before a few days ago. He tried to do a dianostic check on it but that wouldn't even work as my watch wouldn't run it. He had no answers and told me I'd have to send the watch in. I asked to speak to his senior advisor and these are the options I was given:
1. Unpair your watch right now so we can start a return process. I asked why I needed to unpair just to start a return process and he didn't know why but said he couldn't start the repair until I unpaired it. Then, Apple would send me a return box that I would receive in 3-5 business days. I asked if he could overnight the box and he said no, that they could only send it FedEx ground which was 3-5 business days. Well I'm going out of town on Friday and won't be back for 8 days, so that is a complete joke. Then he said that once I mailed it back, which would take another 3-5 days that they would check it and see if it needed to be replaced. If they found nothing wrong with it they would just send it back. He said the process shouldn't take any longer than 2-3 weeks. 2-3 WEEKS????? I said I already know it has a problem and I don't want it sent back to me telling me there are no problems. He said "That is for Apple technicians to decide, not you. If they see no issue with your watch they will return it back to you."
I told him 2-3 weeks was unacceptable as I would essentially be looking at a month without the watch with the shipping time included. He agreed that it would be nearly a month. He then said "Its too bad you didn't purchase a less expensive model. You could just excahange it in store for a new one since they stock those." I asked him if he thought that it was a little bit of a broken process when someone who buys a $400 watch can walk into a store and get it exchanged but someone who buys a $1500 watch has to ship it in and wait a month to get it fixed. He sat in silence and didn't answer and gave me the next option.
2. Do an express return. Apple will charge me the full amount ($1500) for a new watch, send it out, and then I can ship mine back to them. They said once they get it back they will refund the charge but it could take up to 10 days for the credit to occur. He also said I had 10 days from the date the watch is delivered to return my watch to them or I would be charged the $1500. I asked if I would be getting a brand new watch in the box and he said "No, just the watch casing, but it will be new. I said "How can I verify its new and not just a refurbished model when its not coming in the box." He said "Apple doesn't send out refurb's as replacements." I said "Is there proof of that?" He said "No, but we don't send out refurbs."
I then said "Well why are you charging me the full amount for a replacement when you are only sending me the watch casing?" He didn't understand my question so I rephrased it. I asked him "You know how the Hermes watches are just stainless steel watches with different watch faces on them right?" He said "Yes, that's correct." I then said "And the reason they are so expensive is because of the included bands with them right?" "yes he said, that is correct." I then said "So why are you charging me the full amount for a replacement watch when you aren't sending me the entire Hermes watch package" He simply said "Uh yes I see your point but that's how we do it." I said "So I am being charged $1500 for a stainless steel watch casing. I travel and if I don't get my watch casing back to you in 10 days you are going to charge me the full amount for a Hermes watch even though I was never sent the entire Hermes package?" He said "Uh yes, that's what we'll do."
I am doing the express exchange because I don't want to go a month without my watch, or worse just have it sent back saying that there is nothing wrong with it. But this return process is broken, horrible, and the reps for Apple that I spoke with were absolutely terrible. Not terrible in that they didn't know their stuff, terrible in that they acted like they couldn't give a **** if I had a properly working watch or not. I told the senior advisor that things like this were swaying me to buy elsewhere and his response was "If that's what you would like to do then that is your right." To me a proper response would be "Sir we value your business and apologize for this inconveneice and we are going to make sure this situation gets fixed ASAP." Not one time did either of them apologize for this major inconvenience or even tell me they appreciated my business.
Things like this nudge me harder and harder to move away from Apple. My rant is over and I apologize for the long winded post.