Like many of you surely do, I wake up to the "Early riser" sleep alarm clock chime. You know the one, it goes "da-Da da-Da da-Da.. bing bing bing... laLalaLA!" You can find it here
. This morning I thought it needs some lowkey lyrics. Uncreatively, "Wake up, wake up, wake up, ... you lazy sod!". But surely someone will do much better. Any takers?