You seem extremely belligerent. Calm the heck down, first of all.
Secondly, that's technology for you. When you buy anything with technology, you risk it being updated in the near future. You're lucky you didn't purchase a PC because those age worse than Macs. I got an iBook around 6 months prior to the switch to Intel Chips, and I've been running with the PPC for 3 years now, and have had absolutely no problems.
Roll with the punches man. It happens. Probably not the first time it's happened, probably won't be the last time it'll ever happen either.
And, relax. It's not the end of the world. You still have a quality laptop. If you don't want to pay the restocking fee, then don't.