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The irony of this parody/satire is there are some fanbois on here (and beyond) who’d pine relentlessly for that as an actual product to have their money taken, to possess, and to use in, probably, stalkery ways.

With that, here’s some ancient, mid ’90s Australian power pop levity which came to mind as I watched the parody:

 
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