N95 masks say on the box they don’t work for viruses. That’s a pretty damning inditement of this faulty reasoning many are bitterly clinging to.
No protection, not partial, none. It’s the completely wrong thing for the job you are trying to do.
But please, if you wear a mask, make sure to take lots of pictures and heavily advertise these on social media for future clowning purposes. When that ramps up it going to be amazing!
“When in the face of a crisis, some humans keep calm and try to research and reason thru the problem. However other humans, herd together to enschew logic, inventing whole new superstitions, talismans and even costumes based entirely from stuff they heard 12th hand on TV between snack breaks and sitcoms.”
Care to share some evidence on your claims? Because the current literature suggest that N95 are quite effective [1][2][3][4] at protecting the wearer against viruses (and bacteria).
They can't claim on the box provide virus protection because it can't be 100% guaranteed due to fit and environmental factors, but they're more than enough to make a substantial difference. It has been very commonly used by doctors treating infectious disease long before the pandemic.