Was waiting for your review and I’m definitely not disappointed, thanks!
I also think the Touchbar to be such a joke on the MBPs since 2016, I rarely use it and even switched once to the old function keys layout. It can be useful for some with Safari to have a tab overview or for some specific app (FCP, Photoshop...). Even with BetterTouchTool, I found it disruptive and much less useful than physical buttons.
As for the keyboard, it’s good that Apple finally addressed the butterfly issue. I still have to try the one of the X1E but I really liked the MBP 16 keys when I tried it in the Apple Store.
In the end, I still think the MBP was designed to be portable, even if it has a large footprint: a battery life under 5h is very common amongst Windows laptop and carrying a charger with you all the time is so cumbersome.