Okay, I'm beggine to be the Odd man out here, but this is an absolutley great idea. People have been bee-yotching for a bluetooth mouse for a long time. So here's a bluetooh mouse. But then everyone and their grandma has to have a cell phone. So you have that. Then EVERYONE has GOT to have an iPod, so we carry that arround as well. Then there are pretentious/busy people out there that make good use of a PDA, so they lug that around.
That means, if I want to be el Mac Ninja with my PowerBook, I am not only carrying the book itself, but FOUR OTHER ITEMS, that are small and easy to drop and loose.
Here's Apple. First, we take a mouse. It has a board in it, with some optical technology, and that's all well and good, but it certainly dosent take up all the space. So let's add a transciever, and a keypad at the bottom, and make it a cell phone. Hmm...add a second board, but that's about all we can fit so far...
Enter Motorolla. Apple brings in a suprise mystery guest. We've all heard it said or commented on before - they dont concentrate on clock speed. They concentrate on imbedded systems and low power usage. Which is PERFECT for this. Now, we can intergrate all this stuff onto ONE circiut board! If we add enough memory and a decent processor (like the Motorola Dragonball proc, perhaps?) , then we can have some REAL PDA functionality on that board, too. Motorolla even has the TESTED and PROVEN technology to make a good cell phone, not to mention cell phones that do other stuff. Slap a nice, but not extravagant display (maybe like the iPod's, maybe a bit more in color, who knows?), and you have a lot of goodies in a mouse body.
Then there's the hard drive. That COULD be a problem, but seeing as how I would have NO problem putting my hands around something as big as my powerbooks harddrive, it'll work. Thay can get these things smaller than THAT, which was fine anyway.
Add some companies that make nifty holsters, and now you're just carrying your notebook computer. The mouse is in a holster and takes care of the rest. You are now free to shake hands, open doors, and flip people off.
Not to mention , that, if you like connecting to the internet with your bluetooth enable phone, now you can do it with your MOUSE. EVERYTHING uses ONE bluetooth connection.
As for charging, just add a firewire port. It would need this to even be part iPod anyway. Give charging it no more thought than your iPod. Add a headphone port, and you're set! That's two little holes at the front and embedded buttons at the bottom. A scroll whell on the back/top , near the mouse buttons (you might think that's strangs, but grab your mouse and pretend....it would actually be kinda comfortable.) rounds out the deal.
As for the gunk.....there are ways to fix that......sometimes reallly simple ways. I dont even see how this is an argument, as the phone would be a NUBB (opposite of a flip phone). Whenever I use a nubb, the mouthpeice never gets NEAR my mouth...that's what flip-phones are for. That, and also you fools must have some really dirty surfaces in your homes....
Ahhh..that was a nice rant. I wouldn't rain down upon this you guys. I remember you all speculating over a white plastic enclosure a few weeks back saying it was a small mac tablet. How do you like your iPod dock? HAHAHAHA!
I'm not saying this thing is going to get made but it SHOULD.
P.S. What the heck happened to thinking different?