Photoshop: Steve's New Toys

[Vader]

Apple marketing research indicated that home users would have little interest in upgrading to a two slice model. However, for those who expect more performance from their toaster, Apple is rumored to be developing a new Pro line of tools. Industry insiders expect these products to include a two and four slice toaster, aptly named PowerToast 2 and PowerToast 4. These models are rumored to be Apple's first offerings in the yet to be unveiled Apple CulinaryPro line. Expected release is sometime in the early second half of 2005.

Below is an artist's rendition of the new products could look like.

Awesome!

 

[dejo]

Steve gets a hold of a palantir

 

[TranceClubMusic]

This thread is sooooooo ****ing funny - Im crying!!

 

[hcuar]

2 months later, at a Microsoft Developer's meeting, CTO Bill Gates intros the next media center PC...

Can't breath... too funny... must breath...

 

[blackfox]

Contents:
1 black shirt
1 black pant
1 black rectangular-rimmed glasse
1 set black shoes
1 can pomade
(bad pretentious attitude and haircut optional)

(I thought it was a good idea, but as you can see, I didn't put much time into the execution...meh)

 

[emw]

Apple marketing research indicated that home users would have little interest in upgrading to a two slice model.

Too good!

Thanks for the laugh.

 

[Doctor Q]

My live demo went badly, so I thought I'd do a hoedown and play Meaning of iLife for you.

 

[aethier]

The baptism

well this is really my very first time doing something in Photoshop, so the poor quality, please be understanding...

 

[The Past]

Here's another. Billy Boy with the new iPod.

 

[Phat_Pat]

Apple's Steve Job's disscusses his feelings towards Microsofts upcoming OS using a recent movie title.

 

[maya]

Apple's Steve Job's disscusses his feelings towards Microsofts upcoming OS using a recent movie title.

<--- that is me in regards to your post.

 

[3Memos]

Steve employing reverse psychology...

 

[3Memos]

Nick DePlume intros the new Mac mini on Steve's behalf.

 

[jestershinra]

Steve employing reverse psychology...

lol. This is a great thread! .

 

[3Memos]

Apple's Steve Job's disscusses his feelings towards Microsofts upcoming OS using a recent movie title.

I like how you added the extra s in discuss. Nice touch.

 

[aus_dave]

I have to protest - iToast is old news, it was already released in this thread at the Apple Expo in Paris, along with other great products:

Graphic

Not sure why the toaster is so popular .

 

[_bnkr612]

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[Phat_Pat]

I like how you added the extra s in discuss. Nice touch.

ehhh spelling isn't my thing

 

[zelmo]

Nick DePlume intros the new Mac mini on Steve's behalf.

NIIIICE!

 

[snkTab]

Nick DePlume intros the new Mac mini on Steve's behalf.

he's got a really big head

 

[jimsowden]

Finally, those spy pics pay off!

 

[Hoef]

Beware you darn analyst, stock WILL hit $100 this year!

 

[Vader]

Finally, those spy pics pay off!

ROTFL!

 

[puckhead193]

well it has been done already, but this is impression based on a popular photo...
(This is my first photoshop picture i've done)

 

[mkrishnan]

well it has been done already, but this is impression based on a popular photo...
(This is my first photoshop picture i've done)

Please, God, let that vision of the PB G5 stay forever a relic of photoshop.