Damn. Install didn't work. iMac is stuck bricked on install screen. Tried rebooting, still stuck. Oh well, was worth a shot.
I'm sorry... I'm totally not making fun, but you have to admit that that's kind of hilarious "Apple's awesome because their old computers are supported by the latest version of OS X and their computers last and... oh, wait... never mind, my computer's bricked."
I know, I know... it's not bricked, I'm just playing... but just reading the first 4 or 5 messages made me giggle