Thing is that many of us are happy without those "features". I just need my devices to work not to be more colorful and full of "fun stuff". Gee, I'd be happy to go back to Blackberry if that was still a realistic option. Their stuff just worked and there wasn't a de facto forced upgrade every other week.
I'm sick of relearning how to use my phone and my Mac constantly. Make it work, keep it simple and leave me alone. I don't care who runs the show there now and there were always annoying/snobby issues with Apple (which is why I'm a late adopter if not for Windows 8...). But it's getting worse. Bendy phones that are too bif and too thin, sucky battery life, mediocre email management, and constant nagging about upgrades and stuff. Enough already.
Well, I can understand some level of frustration when there are issues. But relearning to use your Mac seems a bit exaggerated. I'm a recent convert but have used OSX in previous forms many times and I did not have any big learning curve issues from previous versions. In fact, I've fallen in love with Automator.
I've been much happier with my phone since Apple decided they needed to modernize it's features. Fun stuff? I don't find widgets, extensions, control center, slomo video, etc. necessarily as fun( okay, maybe slomo ), but quite practical and useful. My phone is much easier to use and useful. It's not perfect by ANY means, but what is?
I guess its not for everyone but the good thing is - there's other options available. Why isn't Blackberry an option? By all accounts, the software seems pretty good. I was quiet fond of my old Blackberry.