My phone died for some un-obvious reason to me, my tech friends then a short parade of apple employees. SO I'm doing the icloud back up on a new phone and the estimate was reasonable then the time was ticking pretty slowly then we were under 5 minutes.
I stopped lying to myself that it was all fine...3 hours later when each minute still proclaimed either 1, 2 or 3 minutes were left in any order. Sometimes 5. Four didn't show up often but I was excited to see it during hour 3 because the inconsistency seemed like a real estimate. Then I went on the internet and found this sweet post. About an hour later I finished reading it and I did a hard reset, a phrase I've used so much in the past two phone-less days I think I'm not allowed to use it again for a decade. Or perhaps I am supposed to use it all the time and if I had I wouldn't be in this mess.
Then my phone lingered on "time estimate" and my heart broke but I signed up for this forum! Then I got an estimate of 55 minutes, then 1 hour then 8 minutes...and the blue line was in the same place (about 5/8th across the screen) it was during those 4 hours of lies.
I hope you enjoyed my story as I was convinced that reading these stories was the distraction needed for our phones to be well so much more than phones. The blue line is now almost complete, time remaining is 1 minute and I am pretty sure staring at it helps.
Oh it does. Thanks magical forum...now if you could only remind me what my gmail password is!