Of all the differences between tech nerds and regular people, I think this has to be the most glaring and ridiculous—the overwhelming majority of people do not care about external displays. Casual users? Don't use external displays. Students? Don't use external displays.
Were you around arguing this years ago when even the Intel MacBook Air was able to drive multiple external displays? I hope you were, because at least then you would be consistent.
Hell, I'm a 30-year-old attorney
Yeah we can tell from your strong 30 year old attorney vibes, don't worry mate.
So get over it! If you need support for more than one external display, get a Pro chip!
Hope you catch a few fish with this one.