No, what’s extremely apparent is that you like superlatives, and that you don’t actually wish to know why. You’ve given zero indication that you’re interested in troubleshooting.
Apple created my machine. They also wrote the OS. A fresh install of the OS on my late 2013 Retina MacBook Pro injected a new startup delay of over 30 seconds. And yes, that MIGHT have been fine if I'd been impressed by the snappier performance of my machine. I wasn't.
So why would I troubleshoot a bug that Apple already knows about? If they don't know about it, then - again - they're incredibly more incompetent than I'm joking that they are. They have billions of dollars, infinite resources, and own copies of both. So - it's not a bug, it's a feature?
For what its worth, I tried it out for a week, reinstalled it twice - first as an upgrade, then as a clean install when the "weird" startup delay never went away. I've been checking on the .x updates to see if folks have reported a marked improvement. They haven't.
Why is it my job to troubleshoot for Apple? At best, they're ignoring the effect on my machine because they're lazy. At worst, they're ignoring it because they think I'm as dumb as everyone else apparently is?
I'll just go out and buy a new Mac with a silly touchbar - and OH I CAN ONLY HOPE!!!! - an EMBEDDED FACIAL SCANNER!!! YES!!!! So that then I can enjoy all of the wonderful improvements their latest buggy bloatware has to offer?
Or maybe my embedded battery isn't as new as it should be, so my laptop can no longer perform at peak performance? Gosh, I certainly hope I can find an excuse for it? That seems to be the ONLY point of my troubleshooting? So somehow it's all my fault?
So yeah, I'm willing to toss out a known bug/feature - then, when people claim that it's my fault, I'm more than happy to enjoy my new and improved, awesome superlative features, for a limited time only? Because, eventually, my new machine will fall prey to the same superlative nonsense?
Just for s-- and giggles - I'm willing to bet that this machine truly could last me well over 10 years. It's not MY fault Apple released such an awesome machine. They should have restricted its power before releasing it if they wished for me to buy another, yeah?
But please don't try to sell me bloatware that cripples my machine for no reason OTHER than to cripple it so that I might think I need to buy a new one?
I apologize that I'm not quite superlatively dumb enough to fall for the Apple's latest, greatest absolutely non-superlative action-packed features? Touchbars and facial scanners aren't features that impress me - they cause me to feel sad for the idiots who would give up the function bar and fingerprint scanner to have them.
If everyone else wasn't so gosh darn superlative, then I'd hold out more hope for a Snow Sierra? But, given how superlatively superlative the fanboys tend to be, I'm starting to lose hope? They seem to fully embrace any superlative Apple superlatively tosses at them, what with their most awesomest trustworthy corporation ever being so unquestionably superlative toward them at the
Genius Bar? Me and my abuse of silly superlatives...
Meanwhile, unexplained startup delay of over 30 seconds on a stock machine that isn't the least bit broken. But, no explanation needed - I must hunt the bug that Apple introduced on purpose or cease my incessant whining.
Right. Understood. I'll get right on that. And stop with the superlatives, immediately. If only I could properly animate this
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It's really cool - I'll call it Reactimoji™
. This one scans your face, automatically recognizes if you're frowning, then jokingly and lovingly flips you off, teehee. OMG, it's SO CUTE!!! I l think I'm gonna like just DIE and stuffs? Just activate it on my touchbar already, Apple!]