Definitive MacRumors Forum Rank List (Includes 'Secret' Ranks!)

[Apple fanboy]

Imagine if you could pick a user title based on your current profession or any past profession of yours. We'd have quite an entertaining variety! But it wouldn't convey your level of forum participation, as the processor numbers do.

Apple fanboy.
Hitman

Does have a certain ring to it.

Dam it, I’ve just given away my profession!

 

[Scepticalscribe]

Like Mr Escapologist? Lol. I used to do magic and escapology as a side hustle. But that was decades ago.
I did perform at the Atlanta Olympics. Going through airport security with handcuffs and chains guarantees you get stopped!
Other than that mostly at small events or on the street.

That splendid sentence "going through airport security with handcuffs and chains guarantees you get stopped" is quite simply utterly wonderful.

Anyway, as a back story, it does sound fascinating.

 

[shadow puppet]

Mad is relative.
Most forums I belong to have my forum title listed as either "certifiable" or "4th padded cell on the right". 🤡

 

[Apple fanboy]

That splendid sentence "going through airport security with handcuffs and chains guarantees you get stopped" is quite simply utterly wonderful.

Anyway, as a back story, it does sound fascinating.

Add in my haircut at the time and you can see why I got very familiar with Airport security back then!

 

[Clix Pix]

There don't happen to be any videos of you doing magic or escaping tricks, I suppose? That would be so, so fun to see!

As for user name choices, yeah, somehow "Retired Librarian" just doesn't have the same element of potential fascination and curiosity as "Hit Man" or "Magician and Escapologist" would have! LOL!

 

[Clix Pix]

Thinking about this a little more, I suspect that the admins and mods would frown at a user name which is "Hitman Specializing in Wet Work." (Anyone who reads a lot of suspense/international intrigue and other books along those lines would get the reference pretty much immediately, of course. Hint: has nothing to do with swimming and diving!)

 

[GGJstudios]

Well I can’t write about actual mad ex posters! It’s against the rules.

Wait. Mad poster. Disappeared. Straight jacket. Handcuffs. Chains....... are you saying the reason mad jew is no longer here is that he escaped the asylum known as MacRumors Forums? 🤣

 

[MrMacintoshBlog]

Neat thread, it was on the front page.

 

[seamuskrat]

I should really post more. Been reading MR for a loooong time.

 

[Scepticalscribe]

I should really post more. Been reading MR for a loooong time.

Wow.

You have been a member of this site for all of twenty years.

Incredible.

 

[ErikGrim]

Wow.

You have been a member of this site for all of twenty years.

Incredible.

Wow. Just had my 20th anniversary too

 

[Scepticalscribe]

Wow. Just had my 20th anniversary too

Congratulations.

Incredible.

Twenty years is almost an eternity in internet time.

 

[colocolo]

I should really post more. Been reading MR for a loooong time.

I come to this site almost every day, and rarely participate as well! I was still in college when i began reading it.

Actually, I registered because I felt I was already reading the site for so long, I should actually post something.

 

[Scepticalscribe]

I come to this site almost every day, and rarely participate as well! I was still in college when i began reading it.

Actually, I registered because I felt I was already reading the site for so long, I should actually post something.

Wow.

You have been a member since 2002?

You have been a member since the dawn of online time?

Incredible.

 

[splifingate]

Apple fanboy.
Hitman

Does have a certain ring to it.

Dam it, I’ve just given away my profession!

You work for a TELCO, and I claim my five pounds!

 

[splifingate]

I should actually post something.

Well, here you have it