I'm not sure why wanting Apple to surprise us with an exciting new product is trolling.
While we can make educated guesses about some of the products Apple are releasing, we don't know everything. We still don't know if the iWatch is even a real product. There have been no hardware leeks at all, it may just be all media hype like the Apple television that never materialised. They might have come up with something that no-one has guessed at, or there might be some impressive wireless charging tech, or flexible display, that turned out to be another game-changer.